Cave Story Haikus

The game is pretty simple to play, as all you have to do is create a haiku about cave story. If you don't know what a haiku is, then that is what google is for !
I'll start us off:

The small polar star
a weapon of potential
its blasts destroy all

The Snake is a gun.
Strangely not the obvious,
Which is a real snake.

Edit: Another-

Missile launcher.
Crazy freaking powerful.
Don't waste those rockets.

Balrog says Huzzah.
He Jumps you and Destroys You,
With no Time to Spare.

Misery ain't nice.
But you can hardly blame her-
The Crown commands it.

Endgame spoilers, lol:

Spoiler:

The gunsmith made guns.
He takes much pride in his work.
And philosophy.

Mahin, he loves food-
He just eats and eats away.
What a silly boy.

King was a hero.
He protected all of us.
We owe him our lives.

Santa's a coward.
But he has Fireball guns.
So maybe it's good.

The red flowers, they
Make the blood boil over
Past the point of rage.

Ma Pignon- Mushroom.
Eat them or you may lose thought.
Quite good for your health.

Little baby bulbs
Grow to little flower cubs.
Toroko, so sad...

Rolling around Hell,
I try to crunch you to death-
I am the Rolling.

Chaba, you try hard.
You find the best items left.
But, whimsical stars?

King's soul, in this sword
He lives from beyond the grave
In our hearts and blades.

Arthur, why is it...
That your key is on your grave?
Was it your doormat?

Quite a little man-
He trades swords for great lightning.
But is it worth it?

A silver locket.
From a mimiga-human
It looks rather worn.

Momorin, the mom
She does not much like Itoh.
For he is in fear.

One stop before hell,
The Prefab Building it is-
You'll see it a lot.

Jellyfish juices
They put out many fires
Find many secrets.

It's mysterious-
The surface of Humans.
No one really knows.

Yamashita farm
With an old, happy farmer
Never growing red

The door at the start
With an eye of deepest red
Its gaze is evil.

Poor dragon zombies
They never had a true chance
To fly with their friends.

Ironhead, a fish.
Take no damage, get a badge.
Not from around here,

The evil Doctor,
A nefarious fellow.
He knows no boundary.

The Ball Of Ballos,
When You Enter Hell You See.
Staring Through My Soul.

Being timed from start
Racing through hell rapidly
To get the best time